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Funny Pants Quotes By Diane Arbus: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Diane Arbus
Funny Pants Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you! Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins
Funny Pants Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: The season of Christmas brings joy, hope and The season of Christmas brings joy, hope and peace. — Lailah Gifty Akita
Funny Pants Quotes By Tim Heaton: Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. — Tim Heaton
Funny Pants Quotes By Frances Winkler: What can I say? I'm like a playground What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler
Funny Pants Quotes By Dorothy Day: God meant for things to be much easier God meant for things to be much easier than we have made them — Dorothy Day
Funny Pants Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia
Funny Pants Quotes By George Lopez: I'd shake his hand, but I think that's I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez
Funny Pants Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler
Funny Pants Quotes By Tim Vine: I met this gangster who pulls up people's I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine
Funny Pants Quotes By Jojo Moyes: I think she loves me. But she loves I think she loves me. But she loves herself more. Or how could she do what she does? — Jojo Moyes
Funny Pants Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
Funny Pants Quotes By Russell Tovey: I'm not a controversial person. I'm not trying I'm not a controversial person. I'm not trying to polarise people. — Russell Tovey
Funny Pants Quotes By D.J. MacHale: Now it was just the three of us: Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. — D.J. MacHale
Funny Pants Quotes By Sara Wolf: Sometimes people need to be messed up. It Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short. — Sara Wolf
Funny Pants Quotes By Julie B. Campbell: Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! — Julie B. Campbell
Funny Pants Quotes By David Cross: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross
Funny Pants Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I never leave my house. Then I don't I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
Funny Pants Quotes By Jodi Lynn Anderson: Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is? — Jodi Lynn Anderson
Funny Pants Quotes By John Ridley: Bigots are actually funny to me in the Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley
Funny Pants Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg
Funny Pants Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: If I don't have anything to do all If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence
Funny Pants Quotes By Jon Stewart: You wonder sometimes how our government puts on You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart
Funny Pants Quotes By John Green: The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green
Funny Pants Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: A lie gets halfway around the world before A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill
Funny Pants Quotes By Dan Ariely: As Oscar Wilde once wrote, "Morality, like art, As Oscar Wilde once wrote, "Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." The question is: where is the line? — Dan Ariely
Funny Pants Quotes By Julian Green: Sitting in the lap of the model you Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location. — Julian Green
Funny Pants Quotes By Ashley Jade: She's also wearing pants now. Because I'm a She's also wearing pants now.
Because I'm a dick. — Ashley Jade
Funny Pants Quotes By Jay McLean: Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean