Funny Pants Quotes

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Funny Pants Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you! Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins
Funny Pants Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: The season of Christmas brings joy, hope and The season of Christmas brings joy, hope and peace. — Lailah Gifty Akita
Funny Pants Quotes By Tim Heaton: Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. — Tim Heaton
Funny Pants Quotes By Frances Winkler: What can I say? I'm like a playground What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler
Funny Pants Quotes By Dorothy Day: God meant for things to be much easier God meant for things to be much easier than we have made them — Dorothy Day
Funny Pants Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia
Funny Pants Quotes By George Lopez: I'd shake his hand, but I think that's I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez
Funny Pants Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler
Funny Pants Quotes By Tim Vine: I met this gangster who pulls up people's I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine
Funny Pants Quotes By Jojo Moyes: I think she loves me. But she loves I think she loves me. But she loves herself more. Or how could she do what she does? — Jojo Moyes
Funny Pants Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
Funny Pants Quotes By Russell Tovey: I'm not a controversial person. I'm not trying I'm not a controversial person. I'm not trying to polarise people. — Russell Tovey
Funny Pants Quotes By D.J. MacHale: Now it was just the three of us: Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. — D.J. MacHale
Funny Pants Quotes By Sara Wolf: Sometimes people need to be messed up. It Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short. — Sara Wolf
Funny Pants Quotes By Julie B. Campbell: Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! — Julie B. Campbell
Funny Pants Quotes By David Cross: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross
Funny Pants Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I never leave my house. Then I don't I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
Funny Pants Quotes By Jodi Lynn Anderson: Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is? — Jodi Lynn Anderson
Funny Pants Quotes By John Ridley: Bigots are actually funny to me in the Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley
Funny Pants Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg
Funny Pants Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: If I don't have anything to do all If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence
Funny Pants Quotes By Jon Stewart: You wonder sometimes how our government puts on You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart
Funny Pants Quotes By John Green: The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green
Funny Pants Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: A lie gets halfway around the world before A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill
Funny Pants Quotes By Dan Ariely: As Oscar Wilde once wrote, "Morality, like art, As Oscar Wilde once wrote, "Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." The question is: where is the line? — Dan Ariely
Funny Pants Quotes By Julian Green: Sitting in the lap of the model you Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location. — Julian Green
Funny Pants Quotes By Ashley Jade: She's also wearing pants now. Because I'm a She's also wearing pants now.
Because I'm a dick. — Ashley Jade
Funny Pants Quotes By Jay McLean: Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean