Funny Pants Quotes
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Funny Pants Quotes & Sayings
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I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.
— Nenia Campbell
There's nothing wrong with making little kids happy, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to be an adult actress. I mean a grown-up actress.
— Anne Hathaway
It was easy to run around barefoot in oblivion in Costa Rica. But once I gave birth to my child, I didn't want to be oblivious to the obvious.
— Carolyn Murphy
Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.
— Molly Harper
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is?
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.
— John Ridley
I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.
— Mark Wahlberg
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
— Jennifer Lawrence
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny.
— John Green
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
— Winston S. Churchill
As Oscar Wilde once wrote, "Morality, like art, means drawing a line somewhere." The question is: where is the line?
— Dan Ariely
Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location.
— Julian Green
She's also wearing pants now. Because I'm a dick. — Ashley Jade
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!
— Julie B. Campbell
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
— D.J. MacHale
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.
— Frances Winkler
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
— Tim Heaton
The season of Christmas brings joy, hope and peace.
— Lailah Gifty Akita