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I can resist everything except temptation. — Oscar Wilde

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! — Oscar Wilde

The Resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. — Joseph B. Wirthlin

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar

A universal love is not only psychologically possible; it is the only complete and final way in which we are able to love. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was and how electric it was. — Oscar Isaac

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay. — Oscar Wilde

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. — Oscar Wilde

Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities. — Oscar Wilde

If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated. — Oscar Wilde

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot. — Oscar Wilde

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

There had to be a better way - if I couldn't find it, I wanted to create it. — Curtis Jackson

I care about cinema even though I haven't made many films. — Leos Carax

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Marcello Mastroianni

If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. — Oscar Wilde

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! — Oscar Wilde

Well, that's the secret of commerciality, a simple style and you stick with it. — Les Baxter

The stupid are invincible. — Albert Einstein

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde

You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes. — Doug Benson

If you are really strange you are always in enemy territory, and your constant concern is survival. — Richard Hugo

careful scientific studies have revealed that a lot of conscious "decisions" that we think we make are actually rationalizations after the fact. — A. David Redish

You can't photograph if you're not in love. — W. Eugene Smith

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much ...
... Monogamy ? It's the same. — Oscar Wilde

However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. — Oscar Wilde

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself. — Norman Chad

Drunkenness is a voluntary madness.' Can't think right off who said that, but it rings true. — Nora Roberts

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

I am not pro-abortion any more than I am pro-appendectomy. — Henry Morgentaler

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. — Oscar Wilde

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. — Oscar Wilde

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz