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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck. — Bree Despain

I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first — Josh Stern

He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? — Adam Sandler

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing. — Casey Wilson

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! — J.K. Rowling

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. — Mercedes McCambridge

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers. — Russell Howard

Funny; people die in clumps too. — Rick Yancey

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. — Sherry Glaser

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

No one here is allowed to die without my permission. — Doug MacLeod

This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song. — Regina Spektor

Old teachers never die, they just grade away. — Henny Youngman

When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass! — Julie Halpern

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. — John Requa

He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. — Sam Levenson

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture. — Anatole France

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct. — Dominique Bouhours

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death — John Oliver

It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round — Daniel Gottlieb