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Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
— Bill Bailey
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
— Mitch Hedberg
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all.""Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts.
— Durjoy Datta
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
— Russell Simmons
The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in some funny kind of way.Against everybody.
— Mario Puzo
Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain?
— Caroline Goode
But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear.
— Suzanne Rindell
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
You look angry," he said."You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break.
— Stephenie Meyer
She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
— Anthony Ward Clark
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
— John Cleese
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
— Fred Allen
it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off.
— Emily Franklin
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
I don't hold water with that theory
— Ron Greenwood