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Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.
— Kevin Barry
The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens
— Jana Oliver
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
— Tom Smothers
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name
— Cassandra Clare
You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
People in hell want snowcones.
— Nora Roberts
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
— Robin Williams
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
— Robert A. Heinlein
She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?
— Jim Butcher
What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?
— Suzanne Brockmann
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
— Mark Twain
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
— Caskie Stinnett