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After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes. — Ilona Andrews

My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work. — Paula Graves

The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me! — The Covert Comic

Like a rough orator, that brings more truth Than rhetoric, to make good his accusation. — Philip Massinger

And now I'm telling you that if you want me, get off your ass, because I love you, Evan, more than anything — Cherrie Lynn

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. — George Saunders

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end. — Dorothy Gish

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. — Wallace Wang

Dream the dreams of other men, you'll be no ones rival. — Eddie Vedder

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood

I admire the attention other writers can give to the world we're walking in. — Stephen Vincent Benet

It was an office of a guy who won't take spam from anybody. — John Zakour

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. — Jerry Coleman

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan

Watching fish, like listening to music, can distract you in a good way. — Marty Becker

The cure for materialism is to have enough for everybody and to share. When people are sure of having what they need they cease to think about it. — Henry Ford

All photography is propaganda. — Martin Parr

The one claim I shall make for my own sex is that we love longest, when all hope is gone. — Jane Austen

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. — Kelly Moran

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison