Funny New York Quotes
Collection of top 17 famous quotes about Funny New York
Funny New York Quotes & Sayings
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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.
— Agatha Christie
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
— Julian Casablancas
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
— Henny Youngman
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.
— Dave Barry
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.
— Peter Capaldi
Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.
— Manohla Dargis
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
— Scott Adams
I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
— George Carlin
Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.
— Malcolm Gladwell
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.
— Eugene Ormandy
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman