Funny Names Quotes
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Funny Names Quotes & Sayings
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Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.
— Ronald Blythe
Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".
— Russell Brand
She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy, Soppy, Boppy, Floppy, Moppy and Roppy.
— Deepika Kumaaraguru
Playing a bad guy is always more fun than playing the good guy.
— Margot Robbie
Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
— Shigeru Miyamoto
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
— Eric Idle
Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.
— Louis L'Amour
I try to leave out the parts readers skip.
— Elmore Leonard
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
— Joan Rivers
It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old.
— Judd Apatow
There is no satisfaction in any good without a companion.
— Seneca The Younger
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
The promises of the future cannot undo the harm of the past.
— Sharon Shinn
To look forward and not back, To look out and not in, and To lend a hand.
— Edward Everett Hale
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
— Jim Norton
I'm an American. We're a people diseased with progress.
— Glen Duncan
A king without a queen is not a king. The main point of creation is the union of male and female.
— Yosef Yitzchak Jacobson
I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
— Shaquille O'Neal
If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
— Simone Elkeles
Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.
— Terry Pratchett
A part of them has grown very attached to a certain way of life.
— Frederick Lenz
I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
With consistent determination, commitment , persistent, handwork, and faith in God we can make our dreams come true.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future
— David Coleman
Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny.
— Miranda Otto
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
I don't give a shit about a clean fight. Just make it a good one.
— Starla Huchton
It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.
— Margaret Deland
