Funny Name Quotes

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Funny Name Quotes By J.K. Rowling: That thing has a name? That thing has a name? J.K. Rowling
Funny Name Quotes By The Walking Dead: Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead
Funny Name Quotes By Yogi Berra: How long have you known me, Jack? And How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra
Funny Name Quotes By Barack Obama: A sportswriter once referred to him as our A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama
Funny Name Quotes By Margaret Deland: It is curious how fatal it is, either It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny. — Margaret Deland
Funny Name Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do psychics have to ask you for Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? — Steven Wright
Funny Name Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: What the heck kind of name was Sir? What the heck kind of name was Sir? — Cherise Sinclair
Funny Name Quotes By Adam Rex: Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex
Funny Name Quotes By Wendelin Van Draanen: You want me to be a man,older than You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard. — Wendelin Van Draanen
Funny Name Quotes By Kasie West: Hayden?""Yes,Gia?""Nothing I just wanted to say your name Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West
Funny Name Quotes By Elizabeth Gaskell: She never called her son by any name She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell
Funny Name Quotes By Miranda Otto: Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto
Funny Name Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you have a drinking problem when You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
Funny Name Quotes By Tom Ford: Your name is a funny thing. It stands Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride. — Tom Ford
Funny Name Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can't tell me the success of Kevin You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Name Quotes By Stephen Leacock: It is to be observed that 'angling' is It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. — Stephen Leacock
Funny Name Quotes By Rebecca Murphy: I'm going to strip my way through plumber's I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy
Funny Name Quotes By Alvin Robertson: On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson
Funny Name Quotes By Tim Vine: I met this gangster who pulls up people's I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine
Funny Name Quotes By Nadia Hashimi: Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light. — Nadia Hashimi
Funny Name Quotes By James Patterson: They call me, The Sharkalator They call me, The Sharkalator — James Patterson
Funny Name Quotes By Swapna Rajput: Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput
Funny Name Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder
Funny Name Quotes By Steven Wright: The sign said "eight items or less". So The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. — Steven Wright
Funny Name Quotes By Deborah Hale: I thought she liked you now. I've seen I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale
Funny Name Quotes By Moshe Dayan: If we lose this war, I'll just start If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name. — Moshe Dayan
Funny Name Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, Call me Ishmael. I won't answer to it, because it's not my name. — Jenny Lawson
Funny Name Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup
Funny Name Quotes By Pia Zadora: I have a funny name. I have a funny name. — Pia Zadora
Funny Name Quotes By Ali Shariati: My father chose my name , and my My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati
Funny Name Quotes By Kate Avery Ellison: Instead I sounded like a little girl on Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies. — Kate Avery Ellison
Funny Name Quotes By Adam Rex: Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. — Adam Rex
Funny Name Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: The Kit Kat candy bar has the name The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Name Quotes By Tim Vine: So I met the bloke who invented crosswords So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine
Funny Name Quotes By March McCarron: What shall we do now?" he asked."Something very What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron
Funny Name Quotes By Jim Norton: What's the name of the birth defect you What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton
Funny Name Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The security guy asked my name address and The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit. — Chuck Palahniuk
Funny Name Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them. — Orson Scott Card
Funny Name Quotes By David C. Holley: Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley
Funny Name Quotes By Marie Landry: What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
Funny Name Quotes By Rick Riordan: Her name badge read: Hello! My name is Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! — Rick Riordan
Funny Name Quotes By Molly Harper: Misery, thy name is Mudslide Misery, thy name is Mudslide — Molly Harper
Funny Name Quotes By Milton Berle: Experience is what you have after you've forgotten Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. — Milton Berle
Funny Name Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal
Funny Name Quotes By Olivia Munn: I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. — Olivia Munn
Funny Name Quotes By Simone Elkeles: If my name was Richard, I'd go by If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard. — Simone Elkeles
Funny Name Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I'm beginning to think my name has been I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Name Quotes By Margaret Geller: There are things done under the name of There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious. — Margaret Geller