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I'm meeting the attic before I meet the girl. — Colleen Hoover

Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters. — Dakota Fanning

The very nature of science is discoveries, and the best of those discoveries are the ones you don't expect. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.
Nesta — Cathy Hopkins

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself. — Helen Fielding

emotionally delicate and eminently bruisable, teenagers — Stephen King

I like boxes because of the secrets they hide. — Kate Williams

my awful wedded husband. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson

Isn't it funny, how often we meet our destiny in the very place we try to hide from it? — Aiki Flinthart

It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time — Meg Wolitzer

Professionally I would say taking up my constituents' problems is something I continue to enjoy after 22 years as an MP. — Charles Kennedy

I wanted to create a new way of looking at retail. — Tory Burch

Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"
He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson

I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world. — Bauvard

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny. — Roger Lloyd-Pack

A woman settles down when she meets a gentleman among escaping chickens, funny baboons, and tricky hyenas .
I'm yet to meet a homosapien. — Himmilicious

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say. — Patrick Stump

Dead man, dead man
When will you arise?
Cobwebs in your mind
Dust upon your eyes — Bob Dylan

I'm blessed to have a little bit of success in football. — Tim Tebow

Never again will NAACP find itself near financial ruin. — Kweisi Mfume

I want to question the images that are in our memory. There is always a double level in my work; what you see is true and at the same time not true. — Carl De Keyzer

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. — Bill Engvall

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack. — Stepan Makarov

So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air