Funny May Day Quotes
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Funny May Day Quotes & Sayings
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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
— Robert Breault
But the thing that ... that I touched ... " I cried. "It was furry! It-" I stopped short, taken with a shudder. "I know," said Herrick.
— Margery Williams
Two truths are all too often overshadowed in today's political discourse: Public service is a most honorable pursuit, and so is bipartisanship.
— Olympia Snowe
Wanting to leave is enough.
— Cheryl Strayed
Science should be on tap, not on top.
— Winston Churchill
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.
— Kenny D. Eichenberg
I just think people, when they get elected, they ought to serve. They ought to do their jobs.
— Jeb Bush
Once you've charmed a girl and prove how mature and independent you are, just ask her out.
— Auliq Ice
Once you become complacent and once you're happy with your performance or whatever it is, I don't think you'll get better as quickly.
— Blake Griffin