Funny Man Love Quotes
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Funny Man Love Quotes & Sayings
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Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
— Andrew Sturm
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
I try and be truthful.
— Andrea Arnold
I've got two bikes that get me everywhere I need to go. And public transportation.
— Julia Butterfly Hill
How difficult it is to learn not to see like cameras, which has had such an effect on us. The camera sees everything at once. We don't.
— David Hockney
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
— Jimmy Cannon
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
— George Jean Nathan
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
— Adam Ferrara
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
— Oscar Wilde
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune.
— Confucius
Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today.
— R.J. Gonzales
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
— Henny Youngman
Many medal winners dream of competing in a sport other than the one they're famous for.
— Mary Lou Retton
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
The best chapters in our economic history are those that embrace the many, not the few.
— David Cameron
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
I turned to human suffering because - this may sound odd - animal suffering is more difficult for me to deal with.
— Rigoberto Gonzalez
Gentlemen, my father always detested me because I could not understand mathematics. I understand only love and liberty.
— Victor Hugo
I didn't quit movies. They quit me.
— Jane Powell