Funny Man Love Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Funny Man Love

Funny Man Love Quotes & Sayings

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Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

I try and be truthful. — Andrea Arnold

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

I had to escape the destruction of my father's bankruptcy and all that difficulty. — Brendan Coyle

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. — Bill Ballance

I've got two bikes that get me everywhere I need to go. And public transportation. — Julia Butterfly Hill

How difficult it is to learn not to see like cameras, which has had such an effect on us. The camera sees everything at once. We don't. — David Hockney

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. — George Jean Nathan

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. — Jacques Deval

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her. — Bauvard

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Oh God, I've unleashed a monster, haven't I?"
"Nope. Just a red-blooded man, darlin'. — Leah Braemel

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man do unto me? — Confucius

Many medal winners dream of competing in a sport other than the one they're famous for. — Mary Lou Retton

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The best chapters in our economic history are those that embrace the many, not the few. — David Cameron

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

I turned to human suffering because - this may sound odd - animal suffering is more difficult for me to deal with. — Rigoberto Gonzalez

Gentlemen, my father always detested me because I could not understand mathematics. I understand only love and liberty. — Victor Hugo

I didn't quit movies. They quit me. — Jane Powell

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Know what your people are like, and make sure they do their jobs excellently. — Ray Dalio