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Funny Mama Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Mama Quotes By George S. Kaufman: When I invite a woman to dinner, I

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. — George S. Kaufman

Funny Mama Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Funny Mama Quotes By William Cowper: With spots quadrangular of diamond form, ensanguined hearts,

With spots quadrangular of diamond form, ensanguined hearts, clubs typical of strife, and spades, the emblems of untimely graves. — William Cowper

Funny Mama Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

Funny Mama Quotes By Lucille Clifton: Children when they ask you why your mama

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense — Lucille Clifton

Funny Mama Quotes By Reba McEntire: Mama is funny. She has a great sense

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Funny Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: They are not grey roots! This is my

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! — Tanya Masse

Funny Mama Quotes By Jennifer Estep: All right, baby," Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and

All right, baby," Daphne crooned.
"Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets ... — Jennifer Estep

Funny Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Funny Mama Quotes By Esther Hicks: There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie! — Esther Hicks

Funny Mama Quotes By Tanya Masse: I don't need a personal trainer ... I

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

Funny Mama Quotes By Stylo Fantome: I really, truly, honestly, completely, just don't give

I really, truly, honestly, completely, just don't give a fuck. — Stylo Fantome

Funny Mama Quotes By Chris Rock: If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

Funny Mama Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: I'd rather he not know the depths of

I'd rather he not know the depths of my crazy. — Michelle Hodkin

Funny Mama Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Find a daily time to seek divine guidance.

Find a daily time to seek divine guidance. — Lailah Gifty Akita