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Funny Mainstream Quotes By Anais Nin: Love men and women not for their strength

Love men and women not for their strength but their softness, not for their fullness but their hunger, not for their plenty but their need. — Anais Nin

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: The main thing is to learn to pray

The main thing is to learn to pray regularly, to do it systematically — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Anna Held: A woman must make her fortune before she

A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married. — Anna Held

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Calia Read: You make tears look exquisite, but they're not

You make tears look exquisite, but they're not meant for you. — Calia Read

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Inger Iversen: The cool drizzle kisses my skin in a

The cool drizzle kisses my skin in a sweet contrast to the affectionate warmth from the sun, pushing me into a trance while I await his return. — Inger Iversen

Funny Mainstream Quotes By William Butler Yeats: Fair and foul are near of kin And

Fair and foul are near of kin And fair needs foul," I cried. "My friends are gone, but that's a truth Nor grave nor bed denied." — William Butler Yeats

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Belinda Carlisle: I just liked the idea of being engaged.

I just liked the idea of being engaged. — Belinda Carlisle

Funny Mainstream Quotes By C.S. Lewis: -and when it was over they wished it

-and when it was over they wished it was going to begin again. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Michael Feldman: The average married man lives two thousand and

The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. — Michael Feldman

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Whenever we touch someone's life, we leave a

Whenever we touch someone's life, we leave a trace over there. Always leave good traces so that you can walk in the streets freely! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Michael Schumacher: I have been a huge fan of America,

I have been a huge fan of America, as I find their way of life there is pretty unique, and I have enjoyed a lot of good times over there. — Michael Schumacher

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Harold Evans: Some blogs have become the best check on

Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting. — Harold Evans

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: There was something wrong about the house in

There was something wrong about the house in Eastfield Terrace. Something unpleasant. — Anthony Horowitz

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Charles F. Glassman: Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals

Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative. — Charles F. Glassman

Funny Mainstream Quotes By Maria Thayer: I need something fun to get my mind

I need something fun to get my mind off of pretending to die and I didn't have any squibs under water. — Maria Thayer

Funny Mainstream Quotes By John Mulaney: I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

Funny Mainstream Quotes By John F. Kennedy: The only significance of analyzing the past is

The only significance of analyzing the past is that it does give us some key to the future. — John F. Kennedy

Funny Mainstream Quotes By James Ricklef: What is one step I can take along

What is one step I can take along my spiritual path today? — James Ricklef