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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient. — Elizabeth Inchbald

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. — Bill Maher

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies. — Jonathan Swift

His lie ability is an asset — Alec Sulkin

We evolved the ability to communicate disappointment to teach those around us good manners — Hannibal

It's all a great mystery ... Look up at the sky and you'll see how everything changes — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

When you pray, God reveals anything in your personality that is resistant to His order of things. — Stormie O'martian

They rise highest who lift as they go. — Kevin Hall

It's about the journey and the process. I do things because I love doing them, or trying them. — Liz Phair

maybe somebody finally shot the dog. — Dave Barry

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep

Grace under pressure. — Ernest Hemingway,

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological. — Robert Breault

Death is the operative device that sets us free in Christ - when we die, we truly live. — Tullian Tchividjian

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky. — Paul Neilan

I really hate you sometimes."
"There's a fine line between love and hate."
I glared at him. "Dream on. — Michelle Rowen

Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. No, she's all right. — Kami Garcia

Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth. — Bob Arum

My mother was a high school arts teacher, so I was always surrounded by the arts. — John Lasseter

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't. — Steven Wright

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money. — Stephen Schneider

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her? — R. J. Anderson

Everyone who remembers his own education remembers teachers, not methods and techniques. The teacher is the heart of the educational system. — Sidney Hook

Women with low self-esteem love bad boys. Women who have work to do love bad boys. Women who love themselves love good men. — Tracy McMillan

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on. — Flavor Flav

Fanaticism is the child of false zeal and of superstition, the father of intolerance and of persecution. — John William Fletcher

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper