Funny Lying Quotes
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Funny Lying Quotes & Sayings
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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.
— Elizabeth Inchbald
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
— Bill Maher
His lie ability is an asset
— Alec Sulkin
We evolved the ability to communicate disappointment to teach those around us good manners
— Hannibal
It's all a great mystery ... Look up at the sky and you'll see how everything changes
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
When you pray, God reveals anything in your personality that is resistant to His order of things.
— Stormie O'martian
They rise highest who lift as they go.
— Kevin Hall
It's about the journey and the process. I do things because I love doing them, or trying them.
— Liz Phair
maybe somebody finally shot the dog.
— Dave Barry
Grace under pressure.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
— Robert Breault
Death is the operative device that sets us free in Christ - when we die, we truly live.
— Tullian Tchividjian
I really hate you sometimes.""There's a fine line between love and hate."
I glared at him. "Dream on. — Michelle Rowen
Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. No, she's all right.
— Kami Garcia
The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
— Steven Wright
I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money.
— Stephen Schneider
I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?
— R. J. Anderson
Women with low self-esteem love bad boys. Women who have work to do love bad boys. Women who love themselves love good men.
— Tracy McMillan
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.
— Flavor Flav
