1 Million Dollars Quotes

You spend a couple million dollars running for Congress, people get tired of seeing your face. — Louie Gohmert

I did the thing with bonds, which was about 30 million dollars, and didn't get none of the money on them. — James Brown

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

Why give a million dollars to someone if they have not proved that they can make a million dollars? — Carmen Busquets

A poem in the heart is worth
more than a million dollars
in the bank account. — Sanober Khan

I think it's easier to make a film with 200 million dollars than 960 grand. — Matthew Vaughn

I'd rather have a picture-perfect body than a million dollars in my pocket. — Robert Cheeke

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change. — Joan Rivers

Those are the greatest fuckin' song lyrics I've ever heard. Let's start a rock 'n' roll band and make a million dollars. — Danny Sugerman

I'll illustrate the cover of your book for a million dollars. Wait, just let me find my crayons. — Ederyn Khushrenada

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle

We're here to make people feel like a million dollars, not two cents. — Marion D. Hanks

I think I could make you fifty percent a year on one million dollars. No, I know I could. I guarantee that. — Warren Buffett

Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn't predict the time an hour from now. I — J.A. Konrath

If I had a dollar for every million-dollar idea I've had, I'd be rich. — Greg Meyer

I wish somebody would just give me a couple of million dollars a year, so that I could do a play based on every little fantasy I have. — Charles Busch

If someone paid me a million dollars to drink a glass of milk, I wouldn't do it; maybe that's because I don't need the money. — David H. Murdock

I never would have been able to tithe the first million dollars I ever made if I had not tithed my first salary, which was $1.50 per week. — John D. Rockefeller

A newspaper man wrote an article that I had 300 million dollars, well, I wish I had a million dollars — Meyer Lansky

Ten million dollars after I'd become a star I was deeply in debt. — Sammy Davis Jr.

The point of overcoming great challenges isn't to make a million dollars or change the world. The point is to gain strength and wisdom within. — Kevin Cole

I don't know how many people there are with a million dollars who are inclined to give it to a writers' retreat. — Dana Stabenow

Just five years ago, it was almost impossible to waste a million dollars building a Web site. — David Walker

The Word of God has a supernatural edge with which a million-dollar budget can never compete. — Joseph Stowell

I just want to be self-sustainable so that I can continue to just do what I like to do and not make a million dollars. Nobody needs a million dollars. — Courtney Barnett

I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone. — Winter Renshaw

99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not. — Barack Obama

The down market favours the small two-, three-, four-person company, not the huge company with 100 people losing half a million dollars a month. — Jason Calacanis

Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their First Lady to look like a million dollars. — Imelda Marcos

The Westoxified Pakistanis have been selling their souls and killing their own people for a few million dollars. — Imran Khan

Everyone needs a theme song! It should make you feel like a million dollars. — Zooey Deschanel

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton