Funny Love Quotes
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Funny Love Quotes & Sayings
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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
— Dorothy Fields
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.
— Adriana Trigiani
Data is your Beta...
— Kshitij Bhatia
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind.
— Confucius
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned.
— Michael Schmicker
Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny.
— Miranda Otto
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
— Kristen Stewart
I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
— Kristen Bell
Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - ""Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
— Dick Van Dyke
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.
— Cassandra Clare
Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.
— Nicole Archer
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none.
— Torey L. Hayden
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
— Wesley Snipes
What once were two, are one
— George Saunders
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I'd love to be what I have been.
— Raheel Farooq
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
— Richard E. Besser
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert.
— Sophia Dembling
