Funny Love Quotes

Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Funny Love

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Funny Love Quotes By Holly Hood: Is that a rule? Do you have a Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood
Funny Love Quotes By Solange Nicole: Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole
Funny Love Quotes By Shay Rucker: Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker
Funny Love Quotes By Lily Tomlin: If love is the answer, could you please If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin
Funny Love Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder
Funny Love Quotes By A'Zayler: Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler
Funny Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Love Quotes By Confucius: It cannot be when the root is neglected It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius
Funny Love Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Funny Love Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern
Funny Love Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Your level of neuroses will only find love Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin
Funny Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Love Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney
Funny Love Quotes By Bill Vaughan: The tax collector must love poor people, he's The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan
Funny Love Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
Funny Love Quotes By Jodi Lynn Anderson: Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson
Funny Love Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I see that even as the world plunges I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare
Funny Love Quotes By Tamsyn Bester: We drink to those who love us, we We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester
Funny Love Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you! Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins
Funny Love Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: There's a lot of very funny people I'd There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke
Funny Love Quotes By David Coleman: And there's no "I love you" message because And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman
Funny Love Quotes By Abhysheq Shukla: Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla
Funny Love Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz
Funny Love Quotes By Red Tash: Oh, I love you, June, I really do. Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash
Funny Love Quotes By Charles Bukowski: I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Funny Love Quotes By Sophia Dembling: Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling
Funny Love Quotes By Saul Bellow: We are funny creatures. We don't see the We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow
Funny Love Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is bread and water to the soul. Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny Love Quotes By George Saunders: The word 'funny' is a bit like the The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders
Funny Love Quotes By Courtney Giardina: Love is a funny thing. It can make Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina
Funny Love Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
Rachel Hawkins
Funny Love Quotes By Richard E. Besser: You can't put a price tag on preparation You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser
Funny Love Quotes By Nicole Archer: I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. — Nicole Archer
Funny Love Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny Love Quotes By George Saunders: What once were two, are one What once were two, are one — George Saunders
Funny Love Quotes By Wesley Snipes: I love being a dad, it keeps me I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes
Funny Love Quotes By Raneem Kayyali: This funny thing we call love, how simple This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali
Funny Love Quotes By Kristen Bell: I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell
Funny Love Quotes By Confucius: Wealth and rank are what people desire, but Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius
Funny Love Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard
Funny Love Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong
Funny Love Quotes By Torey L. Hayden: It's a funny place, this world. Hate has It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. — Torey L. Hayden
Funny Love Quotes By Curtis Tyrone Jones: Wise is the fool who becomes a master Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones
Funny Love Quotes By Raheel Farooq: I'd love to be what I have been. I'd love to be what I have been. — Raheel Farooq
Funny Love Quotes By Kasie West: Hayden?""Yes,Gia?""Nothing I just wanted to say your name Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West
Funny Love Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking
Funny Love Quotes By Russell Brand: I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand
Funny Love Quotes By Bob Hope: I love flying. I've been to almost as I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. — Bob Hope
Funny Love Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I love how people walk around with crucifixes, I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais
Funny Love Quotes By Abbey Clancy: I love being a mum. Sophia is so I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality. — Abbey Clancy
Funny Love Quotes By Confucius: There is the love of knowing without the There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius
Funny Love Quotes By Ryan Lilly: The best cure for a stick up your The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly
Funny Love Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Marriage marks the end of many short follies Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Funny Love Quotes By Kshitij Bhatia: Data is your Beta... Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia
Funny Love Quotes By Adriana Trigiani: Love has a funny way of showing up Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani
Funny Love Quotes By Elizabeth Gaskell: She never called her son by any name She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell
Funny Love Quotes By John Leguizamo: I like drama. I love being in a I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo
Funny Love Quotes By Confucius: Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius
Funny Love Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan
Funny Love Quotes By N.R. Walker: When I opened the door, Andrew was standing When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker
Funny Love Quotes By Chris Eigeman: I really love showing up at work at I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman
Funny Love Quotes By Kristen Stewart: I love sitting down and having actual conversations. I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart
Funny Love Quotes By Erin Bowman: It is funny how the things we hate It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman
Funny Love Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Men weigh love with hands. Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova
Funny Love Quotes By Miranda Otto: Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto
Funny Love Quotes By Michael Schmicker: Girls are funny. If they fall for you, Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned. — Michael Schmicker
Funny Love Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Never miss a party ... good for the Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Funny Love Quotes By Confucius: By the ruler's cultivation of his own character By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue. — Confucius
Funny Love Quotes By Dora J. Arod: My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod
Funny Love Quotes By Gelett Burgess: Love is only chatter, friends are all that Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess
Funny Love Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I'd love to be able to fit in I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson
Funny Love Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
Funny Love Quotes By Hannah Vandegrift: I love the world, just, you know ... I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift
Funny Love Quotes By Beth Garrod: Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod
Funny Love Quotes By Busta Rhymes: Funny how the love be fake ... but Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes
Funny Love Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The man who says his wife can't take The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde
Funny Love Quotes By Richard Lewis: When you're in love it's the most glorious When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis
Funny Love Quotes By Ja Rule: I would love to do something like 'Beverly I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule