Funny Lines Quotes
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Funny Lines Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
— Steven Wright
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
All lines are gray in the dark.
— Nenia Campbell
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
— Chris Rock
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
Sometimes funny is all you've got.
— Amy Harmon
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
— Bill Burr
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.
— Jane Elliot
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
— Scott Adams
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
— Dan Castellaneta
