Funny Lifesaver Quotes

The oceans are a way of life. We fish; we sail; we have a robust marine economy. — Sheldon Whitehouse

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these. — Steve Coogan

Pure herring oil is the port wine of English cats — Honore De Balzac

To tell you the truth, it's a complex piece, so I can't really answer your question at present. — Paul Darrow

Discipline is doing what you don't want to do so you can do what you want to do. — Jeff Fisher

Jeb: I wish I could explain what I'd give just to see you smile again.
Max (thinking): How about your head on a stick? — James Patterson

it ain't what it ain't — Robert K. Swisher Jr.