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In a certain state of thought is the common origin of very diverse works. It is the spirit and not the fact that is identical.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
— Julia Sweeney
Life is a near-death experience.
— George Carlin
It is hate that makes people kill, Mr Catchpool, not love. Never love. Please be rational.
— Sophie Hannah
He is a mysterious and captivating fellow, this wizard who can live backward in time ...
— T.A. Barron
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
— Alice Walker
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark.
— Helen Keller
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
No - the stars are close and dear and I have joined the brotherhood of the worlds. And everything's holy - everything, even me.
— John Steinbeck
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.
— Soren Kierkegaard
We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal.
— Holly Hood
We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century.
— Mitch McConnell
This is good, life must continue, we are fighting barbarians, but we must remain human.
— David Benioff
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
I hope you're happy," she said to Mrs. James."Happiness is for fools." Helena James shrugged. "So I wish that for you. — Alice Hoffman
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?
— Lilith Saintcrow
Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
— Megan Miranda
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
— Margaret Mead
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
