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In a certain state of thought is the common origin of very diverse works. It is the spirit and not the fact that is identical. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. — Julia Sweeney

Life is a near-death experience. — George Carlin

It is hate that makes people kill, Mr Catchpool, not love. Never love. Please be rational. — Sophie Hannah

He is a mysterious and captivating fellow, this wizard who can live backward in time ... — T.A. Barron

The strong live and the weak die. There is some bloodshed, and out of it emerges a much leaner industry, which tends to survive. — Ratan Tata

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. — Alice Walker

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. — Victor J. Stenger

There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark. — Helen Keller

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

No - the stars are close and dear and I have joined the brotherhood of the worlds. And everything's holy - everything, even me. — John Steinbeck

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. — Soren Kierkegaard

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne

We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell. — Dakota Dawn

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal. — Holly Hood

We all know that Social Security is one of this country's greatest success stories in the 20th century. — Mitch McConnell

This is good, life must continue, we are fighting barbarians, but we must remain human. — David Benioff

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible. — Santosh Kalwar

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. — Mervyn Peake

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

I hope you're happy," she said to Mrs. James.
"Happiness is for fools." Helena James shrugged. "So I wish that for you. — Alice Hoffman

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. — Upamanyu Chatterjee

Les amis de l'abc... a group which barely missed becoming historic — Victor Hugo

Every other group helps its own members. Women should, too. Be sisters. — Gloria Feldt

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light. — Megan Miranda

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate. — Margaret Mead

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather. — Bauvard