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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
— Julia Sweeney
Life is a near-death experience.
— George Carlin
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
— Alice Walker
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal.
— Holly Hood
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.
— Soren Kierkegaard
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
— Megan Miranda
Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?
— Lilith Saintcrow
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski