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There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies. — Santosh Kalwar

Pity how people are much loved and appreciated when they can no longer witness(late) — Evans Biya

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies. — Jonathan Swift

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. — Amit Kalantri

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. — Victor J. Stenger

Somebody does somethin' stupid, that's human. They don't stop when they see it's wrong, that's a fool. — Elvis Presley

HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSER

P.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe? — A.S. King

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

Funny how we believe our own lies. — Anonymous

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12. — Phyllis Diller

That's the funny thing about lies; you have to keep covering them up with more lies. — Penelope Ward

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin."
"Tell that to James Bond — Jennifer Estep

Why are things always happy in Japanese restaurants? Just once, maybe I'd like to try the Sashimi of Discontent, or the Heartbroken Hand Roll — Amy Vansant

He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas — Christina Dodd

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door. — Charlton Ogburn

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie. — Mark Wahlberg

Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.) — Simon Ewins

Bailing out every bank that fails makes the system riskier, not safer. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. — Fran Drescher

The hotness of a sex scene lies in the loins of the beholder. — J.Leigh Hunter

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies. — Val Edward Simone

For me, going to London is like coming home. In fact, I've often entertained the idea of ending my days there. — Elaine Stritch

Just because she isn't human, do you think that means she doesn't feel pain? — Stephenie Meyer

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans. — Raheel Farooq