Funny Lake Quotes
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Funny Lake Quotes & Sayings
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I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
— Dylan Moran
I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.
— Christopher Walken
I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.
— Lake Bell
Do not believe the road signs. There is no "one way." If it's your truth then it's the right way.
— Bryant McGill
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."
— Mitch Hedberg
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in.
— Neal Shusterman
What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?
— Malcolm Forbes