Funny Knowledge Quotes
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When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.
— Jennifer Crusie
It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right.
— Jonathan Gold
Open source can propagate to fill all the nooks and crannies that people want it to fill.
— Mitch Kapor
Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.
— Nenia Campbell
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.
— Bridget Hall
Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.
— Darren T. Patrick
If you get deep enough, you get trapped. Stop calling yourself a user. You are being used.
— Jaron Lanier
We have got to abandon the sense of amazement in the face of creativity, as if it were a miracle if anybody created anything.
— Abraham Maslow
Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge.
— Kate Rothwell
An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.
— Peter Boghossian
Caution others, only if your cautioning does not hurt them. If it does, then do not caution them.
— Dada Bhagwan
His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.
— Kiersten Fay
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them, and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar
I close my eyes and melt in its embrace, basking in the sweetest balm of forgiveness: that for which one need not even ask.
— Leslie Cannold
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.
— Albert Einstein