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When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. — Jennifer Crusie

It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. — Jonathan Gold

Open source can propagate to fill all the nooks and crannies that people want it to fill. — Mitch Kapor

Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy. — Nenia Campbell

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I'm heaven's landscape painter. — Bauvard

We're newspaper junkies; I can't imagine life without a newspaper. — Sally Quinn

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. — Bridget Hall

Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion. — Darren T. Patrick

If you get deep enough, you get trapped. Stop calling yourself a user. You are being used. — Jaron Lanier

We have got to abandon the sense of amazement in the face of creativity, as if it were a miracle if anybody created anything. — Abraham Maslow

Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge. — Kate Rothwell

The joy of learning is as indispensable in study as breathing is to running. — Simone Weil

Really get to know a person by watching them closely without judgment. — T.R. Horne

An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know. — Peter Boghossian

Caution others, only if your cautioning does not hurt them. If it does, then do not caution them. — Dada Bhagwan

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. — Thomas Sowell

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. — Claudia Gray

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. — Kiersten Fay

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar

I close my eyes and melt in its embrace, basking in the sweetest balm of forgiveness: that for which one need not even ask. — Leslie Cannold

The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge. — Albert Einstein