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Funny Just Remember Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Internet's been down most of the day [at

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Thomas Friedman: Remember, in China when you are one in

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. — Thomas Friedman

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Holly Hood: Nona had been bonkers since I could remember.

Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Susan Cooper: I remember it was a damn funny thing

I remember it was a damn funny thing for a stranger to say," Stephen said. "Old Ones, we Old Ones. With capital letters
you could *hear* them. — Susan Cooper

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Jonathan Lipnicki: I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I

I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast. — Jonathan Lipnicki

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Do ya remember the first time you had

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: - and you'll remember, when they ask you

- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word. — Rudyard Kipling

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Dave Beard: The clocks are all turned forward from Funny

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in. — Dave Beard

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Charlie Sheen: I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. — Charlie Sheen

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I think that should be the anti -

I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Howard Mittelmark: Remember: blonde, brunette, and redhead are not personality

Remember: blonde, brunette, and redhead are not personality types. — Howard Mittelmark

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Luke Benward: I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that

I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart. — Luke Benward

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Rick Riordan: I don't like you two going off on

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over. — Rick Riordan

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Taylor Swift: I remember straightening my hair because I wanted

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. — Taylor Swift

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Herb Caen: I have a memory like an elephant. I

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. — Herb Caen

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Judd Apatow: It's funny, now there are so many bands

It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old. — Judd Apatow

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Erica Goros: Do you remember what I forgot?

Do you remember what I forgot? — Erica Goros

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Shaun Newton: Do you remember when we played in Spain

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Pell James: You never think of films being really creepy

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: He was listening so I don't remember.

He was listening so I don't remember. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior.

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Just Remember Quotes By William Shakespeare: What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?

What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? — William Shakespeare

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Anne Rice: What was the good of being a movie

What was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn't remember what you did, and then somebody shot you. — Anne Rice

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Groucho Marx: Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Derrolyn Anderson: Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off- Cruz — Derrolyn Anderson

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Natalie Merchant: It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. — Natalie Merchant

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Fred Armisen: Remember that there's no one way of doing

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

Funny Just Remember Quotes By John Madden: Playing in this nice weather really makes me

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee. — John Madden

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Rex W. Tillerson: Just remember that a pat on the back

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Jack Black: Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember

Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED. — Jack Black

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Tyler Webb: When life gets you down, just remember these

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Tyler Webb

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Amy Ryan: It's funny to see the finished product of

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Jared Polis: I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though. — Jared Polis

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Do you remember that kid that had sex

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Jeffree Star: Remember that true beauty comes from within -

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Garry Maddox: As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded. — Garry Maddox

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Steven Wright: Last year we drove across the country ...

Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ... — Steven Wright

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Chi Chi Rodriguez: I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Amber Kizer: What is it? Tens, I can see the

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Harry Lloyd: I suppose the things you remember about someone

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. — Harry Lloyd

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Bauvard: I hope people of the future will remember

I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. — Bauvard

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Fran Drescher: And remember, it's also very funny, because side

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. — Fran Drescher

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Dave Chappelle: Remember what the Bible says: He who is

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Paul Merton: I remember being fascinated by the very nature

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Robert Orben: Remember the days when you let your child

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

Funny Just Remember Quotes By M. Robinson: I own your balls, huh !" She grinned,

I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Jennifer Ziegler: To be unpopular, you must look the part.

To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. — Jennifer Ziegler

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Laurann Dohner: I have this condition I call impromptu senility.

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

Funny Just Remember Quotes By E.R. Frank: I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life

I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember. — E.R. Frank

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Will McIntosh: Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic. — Will McIntosh

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Dave Barry: Remember: What dad really wants is a nap.

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really. — Dave Barry

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: It's difficult to remember when you haven't played

It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Just Remember Quotes By Seth Rogen: I remember when I got my first Adam

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen