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Funny July 4th Quotes By Ransom Riggs: He had been through hell and had a

He had been through hell and had a right to his secrets. — Ransom Riggs

Funny July 4th Quotes By John Palfrey: The independence of libraries matters because it means

The independence of libraries matters because it means that our attention cannot be bought and sold in a library. — John Palfrey

Funny July 4th Quotes By Pablo Neruda: We all arrive by different streets, by unequal

We all arrive by different streets, by unequal languages, at Silence. — Pablo Neruda

Funny July 4th Quotes By Idries Shah: Never follow any impulse to teach, however strong

Never follow any impulse to teach, however strong it might be. The command to teach is not felt as an impulsion. — Idries Shah

Funny July 4th Quotes By James Patterson: The world was becoming a zoo, without cages.

The world was becoming a zoo, without cages. — James Patterson

Funny July 4th Quotes By William Blake: When thought is closed in caves, then love

When thought is closed in caves, then love shall show its root in deepest hell. — William Blake

Funny July 4th Quotes By Gail Carriger: Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious

Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious and highly unwarranted *things*, like wearing smoking jackets to the dinner table. — Gail Carriger

Funny July 4th Quotes By Emile M. Cioran: Woes and wonders of Power, that tonic hell,

Woes and wonders of Power, that tonic hell, synthesis of poison and panacea. — Emile M. Cioran

Funny July 4th Quotes By George Carlin: The more syllables a euphemism has, the further

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is. — George Carlin

Funny July 4th Quotes By Jim Davidson: People who do stupid things with hazardous materials

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die. — Jim Davidson

Funny July 4th Quotes By Walter D. Edmonds: I don't think how old a person is

I don't think how old a person is has anything to do with what he really is himself. — Walter D. Edmonds

Funny July 4th Quotes By Jules Verne: But Phileas Fogg, who was not traveling, but

But Phileas Fogg, who was not traveling, but only describing a circumfrence, ... — Jules Verne

Funny July 4th Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of

Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged. — Samuel Johnson