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Funny Jokes In Quotes By Michael Caine: I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Funny Jokes In Quotes By John Waters: To me, racist jokes are not funny. I

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

Funny Jokes In Quotes By James Patterson: me in bed - with a honeymoon present.

me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight — James Patterson

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Ivan Stoikov: Knowing all the languages in the world could

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear ... from my future Kids' Funny Business. — Ivan Stoikov

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: My medication must be wearing off I'm starting

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Paula Deen: I don't care what the haters and naysayers

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Arthur Smith: Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. — Arthur Smith

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Everyone should be able to do one card

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. — Lemony Snicket

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: The higher you rise in the business ladder,

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become. — Santosh Kalwar

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Ron Funches: Being nice can be funny. A lot of

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Scott Aukerman: I'm not the type of guy who's funny

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Gretchen Preston: I wish there were jokes in the cat

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys. — Gretchen Preston

Funny Jokes In Quotes By John Roberts: I find that when I tell lawyer jokes

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Bill Bryson: I don't want to go and start trying

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I nurture very good intentions about you. May

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Siobhan Vivian: That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to

That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world. — Siobhan Vivian

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Rich Little: In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: Some of those more out-there jokes were written

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Jokes In Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney