Funny Johnny 5 Quotes
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Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny.
— Friedrich Schiller
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
— George S. Kaufman
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
— Bob Hope
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
— Johnny Depp
It's easy to forget that life is the greatest gift of all
— Karli Perrin
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
— Johnny Carson
She'd felt like being nice cost her something, even if it was just feeling a little bit lesser, every time she smiled without meaning to.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.
— Natalie Merchant
Once our people get themselvesinto a position to make policy,
they cease being our people. — M. Stanton Evans
Activity and passivity must go together in asanas.
— B.K.S. Iyengar
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
— Johnny Carson
So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?
— Johnny Rich
Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?
— Gary Ghislain
It's funny how often we celebrate by poisoning ourselves
— Johnny Moscato
Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerousand cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
— Diane Messidoro
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
— Johnny Vegas
I've often been criticised, but never critically wounded
— Johnny Rich
I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered
— Johnny Moscato
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, Perrin. We've become what we needed to become.- Rand Al'Thor
— Robert Jordan
Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.
— Gene Weingarten
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
— Johnny Carson
