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Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny. — Friedrich Schiller

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. — Johnny Vegas

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. — George S. Kaufman

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. — Johnny Carson

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp

It's easy to forget that life is the greatest gift of all — Karli Perrin

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. — Johnny Knoxville

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson

She'd felt like being nice cost her something, even if it was just feeling a little bit lesser, every time she smiled without meaning to. — Sarah Rees Brennan

It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. — Natalie Merchant

Once our people get themselves
into a position to make policy,
they cease being our people. — M. Stanton Evans

Activity and passivity must go together in asanas. — B.K.S. Iyengar

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral? — Johnny Rich

Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo? — Gary Ghislain

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

It's funny how often we celebrate by poisoning ourselves — Johnny Moscato

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous
and cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

I do not believe any president can bind a successor president to give up his fundamental role as protector of the country. — Ted Cruz

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. — Johnny Vegas

Used to be marketing was viewed as the people with crayons and scissors who did creative work. Now it's seen as central to driving growth. — Jim Speros

I've often been criticised, but never critically wounded — Johnny Rich

I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered — Johnny Moscato

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. — Johnny Depp

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, Perrin. We've become what we needed to become.- Rand Al'Thor — Robert Jordan

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time. — Gene Weingarten

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. — Johnny Moscato

The secret of Steve was that he was never satisfied. He devoted his life to asking, "Why doesn't it work?" and "What should I change to make it work? — Kevin Ashton

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. — Jerry Coleman

Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll have our general garbage collector, installed by 'use less memory'. — Larry Wall