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The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.
— John Desmond Bernal
You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
— John Madden
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
— John Green
Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
— John Barrymore
They'll score if they can just get into the endzone.
— John Madden
Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.
— John Bellairs
It's funny what people will do to be remembered.
— John Green
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said."Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
No headboards were broken.
— John Green
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny.
— John C. Reilly
I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.
— Alison Brie
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
— John Cleese
If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.
— John Duover
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
— John Cleese
Oh my god, I am a banana.
— John Green
To be creative and spontaneous, you have to live with imperfection.
— John Abercrombie
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
— John Krasinski
Remove yourself, sir!
— David McCullough
The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.
— John Madden
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
— Noel Gallagher
She is funny without ever being mean.
— John Green
As long as you're excited about what you're playing, and as long as it comes from your heart, it's going to be great.
— John Frusciante
I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.
— John Slattery
You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)
— Michael Crichton
I've always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don't mind. Russell Brand has one, too.
— John Duover
Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child.
— John P. Sousa
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
— John Green
Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.
— John Madden
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Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's
— John Cena
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
— John Wayne
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
— George Lopez
Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough.
— John Wyndham
I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.
— John Hodgman
I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.
— John Hodgman
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.
— John Ridley
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
— John Lambie
I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.
— John Duover
I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.
— John Green
The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
— John Green
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
— John Layfield
I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation.
— John Kapelos
I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
— John Mellencamp
People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure.
— John McGahern
Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed.
— John Berryman
How funny are dogs?
— John Marsden
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
— John Cleese
This one's for Alaska Young!
— John Green
Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.
— John Paxson
If I get killed, put my boots back on me.
— John Sandford
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
— John Krasinski
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
— John Cleese
Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters.
— John C. Wright
