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Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: That looks like something out of the dumpster

That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't have kids. That's why I leave

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: God, I hope he dies the night before

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: That's an interesting accent you got there. Are

That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim? — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: For the record, I hate skiing ... and

For the record, I hate skiing ... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: Two men spit in their hands, help each

Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.

You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: What's the name of the birth defect you

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I hope you have a miscarriage on a

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: What a coincidence, they both go to College

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist! — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: There's a trench coat and a tragedy in

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't pull out because ... it's not

I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I hope you slip in a puddle of

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I had AIDS, but I beat it with

I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: I wish I had AIDS so I could

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody. — Jim Norton

Funny Jim Norton Quotes By Jim Norton: Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades. — Jim Norton