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Funny Iowa Quotes By Laura Lee Guhrke: Forgive me if your contempt from on high

Forgive me if your contempt from on high always brings out the worst in me. — Laura Lee Guhrke

Funny Iowa Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best

Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. — Ambrose Bierce

Funny Iowa Quotes By David Hope: I am happy and content with and within

I am happy and content with and within myself. — David Hope

Funny Iowa Quotes By John T. Walton: I figured if you're going to do something,

I figured if you're going to do something, you should do it the best you can. — John T. Walton

Funny Iowa Quotes By Jenny McCarthy: The University of Google is where I got

The University of Google is where I got my degree from. — Jenny McCarthy

Funny Iowa Quotes By Trisha Brown: I'm trying to make the perfect dance, that's

I'm trying to make the perfect dance, that's what drives me. — Trisha Brown

Funny Iowa Quotes By Mark Twain: All scenery in California requires distance to give

All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm. — Mark Twain

Funny Iowa Quotes By Julie Murphy: Child, you don't need heels. You're fierce all

Child, you don't need heels. You're fierce all on your own." She — Julie Murphy

Funny Iowa Quotes By Dag Hammarskjold: Only one feat is possible: not to have

Only one feat is possible: not to have run away. — Dag Hammarskjold

Funny Iowa Quotes By Catherine Booth: If we are to better the future we

If we are to better the future we must disturb the present. — Catherine Booth