Funny Impulse Quotes
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Funny Impulse Quotes & Sayings
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Weather is always unrehearsed.
— Marty Rubin
The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.
— George Carlin
True wisdom is found in trusting God when you can't figure things out.
— Joni Eareckson Tada
So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark
Circe's got everything on you, bitch.
— Alyse M. Gardner
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
fight for no king and for all of them.
— Brandon Sanderson
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
— Don Rickles
The more you care, the more you fear.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman