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Lemony Snicket quotes: This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast? This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?
Lemony Snicket quotes: We've discovered a way to dilute We've discovered a way to dilute
Lemony Snicket quotes: Fight Fire with Fire Fight Fire with Fire
Lemony Snicket quotes: You're noble enough, Baudelaires. That's all we can ask for in this world. You're noble enough, Baudelaires. That's all we can ask for in this world.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I get a small quiver of shame in my stomach whenever I remember it. I get a small quiver of shame in my stomach whenever I remember it.
Lemony Snicket quotes: She wouldn't have to be lying to be wrong. She wouldn't have to be lying to be wrong.
Lemony Snicket quotes: The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed. The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.
Lemony Snicket quotes: When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
Lemony Snicket quotes: The difference between the two sides of the schism, is that one side puts out fires, and the other starts them. The difference between the two sides of the schism, is that one side puts out fires, and the other starts them.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself. I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I'm not smart, Snicket. I don't ask the right questions and I never find the right answers. I'm not smart, Snicket. I don't ask the right questions and I never find the right answers.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason. Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room. Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room.
Lemony Snicket quotes: There's a lot that doesn't make sense There's a lot that doesn't make sense
Lemony Snicket quotes: No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways. No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I guess we'll be traveling in uncharted waters.""That'll be fun," Phil said. I guess we'll be traveling in uncharted waters."
"That'll be fun," Phil said.
Lemony Snicket quotes: You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment. You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery. If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery.
Lemony Snicket quotes: In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around. In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce! I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!
Lemony Snicket quotes: Being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone. Being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Lemony Snicket quotes: For sapphires we are held in here. Only you can end our fear." Violet said. "Until dawn comes we cannot speak. No words can come from this sad beak. For sapphires we are held in here. Only you can end our fear." Violet said. "Until dawn comes we cannot speak. No words can come from this sad beak.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It was impossible to tame, like leeches. It was impossible to tame, like leeches.
Lemony Snicket quotes: O matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told. O matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries. Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves. Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Aunt Josephine had been so careful to avoid anything that she thought might harm her, but harm had still come her way. Aunt Josephine had been so careful to avoid anything that she thought might harm her, but harm had still come her way.
Lemony Snicket quotes: What do your parents know, about surviving? What do your parents know, about surviving?
Lemony Snicket quotes: supervision - sprinkling supervision - sprinkling
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough. If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.
Lemony Snicket quotes: For Beatrice, our love broke my heart,and stopped yours. For Beatrice, our love broke my heart,
and stopped yours.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true. Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families. It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do. I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business. It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is remarkable that different people will have different thoughts when they look at the same thing. It is remarkable that different people will have different thoughts when they look at the same thing.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by. Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure. Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Defenestration" is Defenestration" is
Lemony Snicket quotes: You know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. You know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I write storys to entertain not to be the best I write storys to entertain not to be the best
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because you can picture something does not make it so. Just because you can picture something does not make it so.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion. If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good. Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's nonsense. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's nonsense.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Accidents happen all the time. Accidents happen all the time.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Memento Mori' means 'Remember you will die. Memento Mori' means 'Remember you will die.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Very lovely indeed - Quigley responding to Violet's comment about the view, while actually looking at her. Very lovely indeed
- Quigley responding to Violet's comment about the view, while actually looking at her.
Lemony Snicket quotes: She crawled in front of the Baudelaires' guardian and bared her teeth at Captain Sham. She crawled in front of the Baudelaires' guardian and bared her teeth at Captain Sham.
Lemony Snicket quotes: We're an invincible army, but not a victorious one. We're an invincible army, but not a victorious one.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century. I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I stayed up all night reading. I stayed up all night reading.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist. Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.
Lemony Snicket quotes: But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul. But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul.
Lemony Snicket quotes: And Sunny crawled around solemnly biting each of Edgar and Albert's shoes, leaving small teeth marks in each one so she would not be forgotten. And Sunny crawled around solemnly biting each of Edgar and Albert's shoes, leaving small teeth marks in each one so she would not be forgotten.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down