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Curled up, closed his eyes, and marched himself off, as if sleep were an actual place, like home, like the kitchen - a place a mouse could go to.
— Cynthia Voigt
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
— Bob Hope
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper
"I was curious! — Molly Harper
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
Bread takes the effort of kneading but also requires sitting quietly while the dough rises with a power all its own.
— David Richo
Art is not disposable. If you want it, you have to hold it and smell it and touch it and read the credits and enjoy it and put it on your wall.
— John Malkovich
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
— Ernest Hemingway,
I think looking forward will be better than looking back.
— Erin Morgenstern
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with.
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
— Josh Stern
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
— Lord Chesterfield
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
— Dave Barry
I've never been afraid of them. Not once. Because I had you.
— Nicholas Sparks
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
— Stonewall Jackson
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.
— Louis C.K.
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis