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Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

Approaching life through '40 Chances' gives reasons to hope and actions to take, and it offers fresh approaches that our world desperately needs. — Howard Graham Buffett

Farewell, my children, forever. I go to your Father. — Marie Antoinette

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Prayer - secret, fervent, believing prayer - lies at the root of all personal godliness. — William Carey

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. — Bill Ballance

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. — George Jean Nathan

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

The Eucharist is usually not considered an essential aspect of Christian worship by those concerned with church growth. — Paul W. Chilcote

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Oh God, I've unleashed a monster, haven't I?"
"Nope. Just a red-blooded man, darlin'. — Leah Braemel

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her. — Bauvard

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

Believe me, Being gay is not a choice. Noone would choose to make life harder than it has to be. — Jodi Picoult

He wants me to stay in London and go to restaurants and theaters and marry him like a reasonable person. — Mary Ann Shaffer

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance. — Claudia Roden

I like that 'Mad Men' is now an adjective I use to describe clothing when I'm shopping: 'I like this top. It's very 'Mad Men.' — Alison Brie

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man do unto me? — Confucius

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. — Jacques Deval

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

If others are happy, we will be happy. If others suffer, ultimately we all suffer. — Dalai Lama

If you hear something you like, and you're halfway like the public, chances are they'll like it too. — Chet Atkins

Istanbul these days has as much dynamism as New York. — Genco Gulan

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

We're developing things, but I don't know what we'll go with for the show, so I don't like to talk about it. — Marc Jacobs