Funny Ho Ho Ho Quotes

Plato did claim that the unexamined life was not worth living. Oedipus Rex was not so sure. — Tom Robbins

The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho. — Kiersten White

If you listen quietly enough life will whisper its secrets to you — Rasheed Ogunlaru

Have you ever heard someone say 'I shouldn't have trusted my intuition'? — Jennifer Ho-Dougatz

I'm waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient. — Niall Horan

The person who is willing to say yes to experience is the person who discovers new frontiers. — John Templeton

Never let the worst of you get the best of you. — Mardy Grothe

All the world has been converted and Washington is the modem Mecca. — C.L.R. James

Is any man free except the one who can pass his life as he pleases? — Persius

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! — Robert Louis Stevenson

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast. — Chris Jericho

There's not enough WTF in the world. — Claudia Gray

She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression. — P.G. Wodehouse