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Kin Hubbard quotes: A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed. A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Kin Hubbard quotes: When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names. When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
Kin Hubbard quotes: A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
Kin Hubbard quotes: A good listener is usually thinking of something else. A good listener is usually thinking of something else.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause. Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Kin Hubbard quotes: An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Kin Hubbard quotes: We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Kin Hubbard quotes: It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
Kin Hubbard quotes: No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Kin Hubbard quotes: If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out. If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
Kin Hubbard quotes: A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Kin Hubbard quotes: If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us. If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Kin Hubbard quotes: In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it. In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
Kin Hubbard quotes: My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Kin Hubbard quotes: All the world loves a good loser. All the world loves a good loser.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it. Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Politics makes strange post-masters. Politics makes strange post-masters.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower.
Kin Hubbard quotes: I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work. I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
Kin Hubbard quotes: If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard quotes: When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Kin Hubbard quotes: There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Kin Hubbard quotes: We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job. We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Kin Hubbard quotes: One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Kin Hubbard quotes: If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler. Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers. Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Kin Hubbard quotes: If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out. If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Kin Hubbard quotes: About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something. Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted. The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
Kin Hubbard quotes: University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business. University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
Kin Hubbard quotes: It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Kin Hubbard quotes: It's the good loser who finally loses out. It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Kin Hubbard quotes: It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
Kin Hubbard quotes: A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard quotes: We'd all like t'vote fer th'best man, but he's never a candidate. We'd all like t'vote fer th'best man, but he's never a candidate.
Kin Hubbard quotes: There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster. There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness. Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers the goods. Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers the goods.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain. Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled. Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
Kin Hubbard quotes: When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Kin Hubbard quotes: Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Kin Hubbard quotes: After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything. Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Kin Hubbard quotes: None but the brave can live with the fair. None but the brave can live with the fair.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book. Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Kin Hubbard quotes: A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Kin Hubbard quotes: One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before. One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard quotes: When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know. The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
Kin Hubbard quotes: No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin Hubbard quotes: It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard quotes: In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late. In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The man who says "I may be wrong, but" does not believe there can be any such possibility. The man who says "I may be wrong, but
" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Kin Hubbard quotes: Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either. Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.
Kin Hubbard quotes: We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches. We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The rich man and his daughter are soon parted. The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose. Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.
Kin Hubbard quotes: We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want. We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
Kin Hubbard quotes: One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion. One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday? Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
Kin Hubbard quotes: The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Kin Hubbard quotes: I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others. Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Kin Hubbard quotes: There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
Kin Hubbard quotes: "Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? " "Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Kin Hubbard quotes: Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Kin Hubbard quotes: It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right. Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young. Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Kin Hubbard quotes: The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him. The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Kin Hubbard quotes: There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it. There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Kin Hubbard quotes: Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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