
Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with. —
Eric Roberts

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. —
Jennifer Lopez

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. —
Jim Norton

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. —
Eric Allman

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. —
David Acfield

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. —
Mitch Hedberg

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. —
Curt Flood

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" —
Mike Birbiglia