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You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
— John Madden
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.
— Ian Gomez
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
— Patrick Kane
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
— Chris Elliott
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
— Guy Davenport
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.
— Craig Ferguson
This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?
— Isabella Olivia Ellis
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
— Amy Schumer
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.
— Gwen Hayes
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny.
— Josh McDermitt
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
— Matt Groening
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.
— Kim Harrison
I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.
— Erin Heatherton
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
— Adam Sandler
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
— Harland Williams
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
— Lee Tergesen
Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga prankster, funny guy.
— Carter Jenkins
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
— Bill Engvall
You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you.
— Katherine Applegate
I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.
— Mitch Hedberg
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
— Russell Howard
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
— Lisa Lampanelli
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
— George A. Romero
Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.
— Holly Hood
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
— Tommy Cooper
Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.
— Nick Offerman
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
— Jerry Coleman
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
— Bill Peterson
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.
— Kevin Durant
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.
— Margaret Cho
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation.
— John Kapelos
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.
— Seth MacFarlane
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
— Jerry Coleman
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.
— Eugene Ormandy
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.
— Ed Rendell
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.
— Jim Gaffigan
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
— Woody Allen
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,
If you're a single male kiss a Guy
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It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
— Norm MacDonald
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
— Zig Ziglar
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.
— Andrew Gurland
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse-
— Rick Riordan
