Funny Guy Quotes

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Funny Guy Quotes By John Madden: You got one guy going boom, one guy You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone. John Madden
Funny Guy Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda) Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Guy Quotes By Guy Davenport: Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. Guy Davenport
Funny Guy Quotes By Isabella Olivia Ellis: This guy is funny. But is he safe? This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? Isabella Olivia Ellis
Funny Guy Quotes By Josh McDermitt: That's the easiest job you can have in That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny. Josh McDermitt
Funny Guy Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking. That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh
Funny Guy Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami
Funny Guy Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: Usually I'm on top to keep the guy Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli
Funny Guy Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock
Funny Guy Quotes By Greg Farshtey: There's no time to waste," Kai said. He There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
Funny Guy Quotes By Scott Aukerman: I'm not the type of guy who's funny I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman
Funny Guy Quotes By Carter Jenkins: Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga prankster, funny guy. — Carter Jenkins
Funny Guy Quotes By Katherine Pine: This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.
Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine
Funny Guy Quotes By Charlie Day: I was a theater guy growing up and I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day
Funny Guy Quotes By Woody Allen: Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen
Funny Guy Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Zane Smith is a guy who can shut Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. — Jerry Coleman
Funny Guy Quotes By Bo Burnham: If I had a dime for every time If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham
Funny Guy Quotes By Eric Roberts: Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with. — Eric Roberts
Funny Guy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Once I pulled a job, I was so Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Guy Quotes By Nicole McKay: A blanket is great for covering things, like A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay
Funny Guy Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I am a guy who talks about bacon I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Guy Quotes By Ed Rendell: If you have spent any time with Barack If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell
Funny Guy Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. — Eugene Ormandy
Funny Guy Quotes By Maura Tierney: In a man, I like funny guys. A In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney
Funny Guy Quotes By Rob Thurman: The guy had guts - I had to The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them. — Rob Thurman
Funny Guy Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson
Funny Guy Quotes By Richelle Mead: Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead
Funny Guy Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane
Funny Guy Quotes By John Kapelos: I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation. — John Kapelos
Funny Guy Quotes By John Leguizamo: I like drama. I love being in a I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo
Funny Guy Quotes By Eugene Levy: I don't consider myself, you know, in real I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy
Funny Guy Quotes By Margaret Cho: There's a lot of guy comics who I There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho
Funny Guy Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen
Funny Guy Quotes By Jerry O'Connell: I think of myself as a funny guy I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. — Jerry O'Connell
Funny Guy Quotes By Kevin Durant: I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. — Kevin Durant
Funny Guy Quotes By Karen Chance: No they called it the Codex Merlini because No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance
Funny Guy Quotes By Ted Alexandro: I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro
Funny Guy Quotes By Conan O'Brien: According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does. — Conan O'Brien
Funny Guy Quotes By Will Ferrell: The funny guy doesn't get the girl until The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell
Funny Guy Quotes By Rick Riordan: Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse- — Rick Riordan
Funny Guy Quotes By Steve Martin: Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin
Funny Guy Quotes By Geoffrey Knight: What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
Funny Guy Quotes By Andrew Gurland: I've always found the most tragic things funny. I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. — Andrew Gurland
Funny Guy Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland
Funny Guy Quotes By Bauvard: I bet there are a lot of women I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard
Funny Guy Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar
Funny Guy Quotes By Norm MacDonald: My dad died, and my grandfather died, and My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. — Norm MacDonald
Funny Guy Quotes By Hazel Cartwright: Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,If you're Tip#27

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It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
Funny Guy Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I like the idea of being the funny I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. — Anthony Jeselnik
Funny Guy Quotes By John Madden: He might want to watch where he lands He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on. — John Madden
Funny Guy Quotes By Jim Piddock: I don't care if I'm funny. I just I don't care if I'm funny. I just want people to believe I'm that guy. — Jim Piddock
Funny Guy Quotes By Katherine Applegate: You know a guy is funny when a You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you. — Katherine Applegate
Funny Guy Quotes By Bill Engvall: It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. — Bill Engvall
Funny Guy Quotes By Jeff Dunham: I've always said that instead of watching a I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. — Jeff Dunham
Funny Guy Quotes By Lee Tergesen: Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache. — Lee Tergesen
Funny Guy Quotes By Harland Williams: I don't laugh so much at jokes and I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams
Funny Guy Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles
Funny Guy Quotes By Laurann Dohner: You know, every bad guy was once good You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes. — Laurann Dohner
Funny Guy Quotes By Kim Harrison: No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison
Funny Guy Quotes By Adam Sandler: I've got a hockey record, I took off I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that. — Adam Sandler
Funny Guy Quotes By Katie Graykowski: I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski
Funny Guy Quotes By Darynda Jones: For the first time in my life, I For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones
Funny Guy Quotes By Erin Heatherton: I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy. — Erin Heatherton
Funny Guy Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A guy walks into a pub with a A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper
Funny Guy Quotes By Robert Benchley: Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. — Robert Benchley
Funny Guy Quotes By Bill Peterson: You guys pair up in groups of three, You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle. — Bill Peterson
Funny Guy Quotes By C.C. Hunter: His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter
Funny Guy Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I did a radio interview; the DJ's first I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station? — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Guy Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. — Jerry Coleman
Funny Guy Quotes By Nick Offerman: Before people figured out I was funny, I Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people. — Nick Offerman
Funny Guy Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Guy Quotes By John Zakour: It was an office of a guy who It was an office of a guy who won't take spam from anybody. — John Zakour
Funny Guy Quotes By Frankie Boyle: When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack. — Frankie Boyle
Funny Guy Quotes By Henny Youngman: A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him. — Henny Youngman
Funny Guy Quotes By Lois Greiman: Life is what you make it. Unless some Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court. — Lois Greiman
Funny Guy Quotes By Holly Hood: Jesse is a good guy, although I don't Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in. — Holly Hood
Funny Guy Quotes By George A. Romero: For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. — George A. Romero
Funny Guy Quotes By Russell Howard: I lived with a guy who had OCD I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all. — Russell Howard