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Funny Graduation Quotes By Tom Brokaw: There is no delete button for bigotry.

There is no delete button for bigotry. — Tom Brokaw

Funny Graduation Quotes By Andy Samberg: I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg

Funny Graduation Quotes By Elbert Hubbard: You can lead a boy to college, but

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. — Elbert Hubbard

Funny Graduation Quotes By Amy Poehler: Try putting your iPhones down every once in

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler

Funny Graduation Quotes By Anderson Cooper: I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper

Funny Graduation Quotes By Fred Armisen: Remember that there's no one way of doing

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

Funny Graduation Quotes By Soledad O'Brien: People will say you can't do good and

People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice. — Soledad O'Brien

Funny Graduation Quotes By Carl Icahn: I can tell you how bad our boards

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

Funny Graduation Quotes By Katie Couric: When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Funny Graduation Quotes By Seth MacFarlane: Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

Funny Graduation Quotes By Art Buchwald: I could have said something profound, but you

I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech. — Art Buchwald

Funny Graduation Quotes By Michael Bloomberg: I was a Democrat before I was a

I was a Democrat before I was a Republican before I became an independent and I never changed my principles. — Michael Bloomberg

Funny Graduation Quotes By Naomi Wolf: Become goddesses of disobedience.

Become goddesses of disobedience. — Naomi Wolf

Funny Graduation Quotes By Neil DeGrasse Tyson: I don't want to die ... I don't

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Funny Graduation Quotes By Bill Cosby: Pay off your student loan. Even if you

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby

Funny Graduation Quotes By Barack Obama: A relentless focus on the outward markers of

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama

Funny Graduation Quotes By Ira Glass: I wish that someone had said to me

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass