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There is no delete button for bigotry. — Tom Brokaw

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. — Elbert Hubbard

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice. — Soledad O'Brien

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech. — Art Buchwald

I was a Democrat before I was a Republican before I became an independent and I never changed my principles. — Michael Bloomberg

Become goddesses of disobedience. — Naomi Wolf

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass