Funny Goalkeeper Quotes

There is always room for improvements! My strength comes from above! — Corey Hill

It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks. — Christina Lauren

In the arts of peace Man is a bungler. — George Bernard Shaw

So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport. — Upamanyu Chatterjee

There's not another drug in life that I'm glad I took but grass. — George Michael

So, once I've written a song, you know, I'm pretty happy with what the song is on its own terms. — Duncan Sheik

But why, if the real weekly value of my labour is thirty hours of other people's work, would I ever work sixty hours? — Paul Mason

The point about zero is that we do not need to use it in the operation of daily life. No one goes out to buy zero fish. — Alfred North Whitehead

Do we have to believe something happened exactly the way it was shown by artists? — Don DeLillo

Sometimes, all it takes is a few words to change your life. — Scott Snyder

Creed and opinion change with time, and their symbols perish; but Literature and its temples are sacred to all creeds and inviolate. — Mark Twain

I was a kite miles out to sea. I was soaring without a string. — Mark Schreiber

Angels are unsatisfiable in their longing to do by all means all manner of good unto all the creatures, ... especially the children of men. — Richard Hooker

Armitage smiled, a smile that meant as much as the twitch of some insect's antenna. — William Gibson

I listen to Gov. Romney have to apologize because he has been successful. — Trey Gowdy