Funny Glasgow Quotes
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Funny Glasgow Quotes & Sayings
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The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
— Frankie Boyle
Leadership is about falling in love with the people you serve and the people falling in love with you.
— Joyce Banda
Yes...blood is the price of all things.
— Scott Sigler
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.
— Peter Capaldi
We see ... a future where no one-no one-is forced to live in the shadows of intolerance.
— Joe Biden
We learn from our pain. But we are rewarded with pleasure. -Ash
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Under every rock lurks a politician.
— Aristophanes
Heroes may be less than heroic, while the common man saves the day.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Every economist knows that minimum wages either do nothing or cause inflation and unemployment. That's not a statement, it's a definition.
— Milton Friedman
We don't want you at the rink, we don't want you in the stadium, we don't want you to watch hockey,
— Jeremy Roenick
She said her mother has a strap-on named Event Horizon.
— Darynda Jones
Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise.
— Alexander Pope