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Funny Giant Quotes & Sayings

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Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs) — Roma Gray

The greatest known power in the universe is the resilience of man coupled with his intellect. He tinkers and tests and fights through to solutions. — James Patterson

Well, you'll always be my...Tulip, dear — T. Torrest

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold — Jean Ferris

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. — Rick Riordan

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook

Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.
F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. — Rachel Caine

Forgiveness is the divinest of victories. — Friedrich Schiller

Revenge of the Giant Grill Man. — Joan Bauer

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! — Rick Riordan

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

In the long run, we only hit what we aim at. — Henry David Thoreau

Good works is giving to the poor and the helpless, but divine works is showing them their worth to the One who matters. — Criss Jami

Soun Tendo: Drowned Octopus Spring?
Guide from Jusenkyo: Is tragic tale of giant octopus who drown 1600 year ago ... somehow. — Rumiko Takahashi

she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her. — Michelle Gagnon

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers