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Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott

She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?"
"Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns

I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical. — Nora Roberts

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore. — Steve Martin

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. — Chris Hardwick

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high. — Ricky Williams

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial. — Katie Alender

Funny the only two times we use the phrase "seeing someone" are when we are referring to being in a a relationship or getting psychological help. — Deb Caletti

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. — Steve Coogan

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

And it sounds like two tectonic plates are getting it on somewhere beneath us — Daniel Jose Older

It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison. — Brandon Sanderson

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. — Stephen Dorff

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb