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Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
— Natasha Leggero
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
— Zach Galifianakis
She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?""Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical.
— Nora Roberts
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.
— Steve Martin
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
— Chris Hardwick
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.
— Ricky Williams
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial.
— Katie Alender
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
— Chris O'Donnell
And it sounds like two tectonic plates are getting it on somewhere beneath us
— Daniel Jose Older
It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison.
— Brandon Sanderson
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
— Tammy Blackwell
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
— Alan Davies
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
