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One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.
— Price Pritchett
Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.Nesta — Cathy Hopkins
Oh, storms. That was awful.""No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm here to help. — Brandon Sanderson
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
— Jennifer Lawrence
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
— Chris Elliott
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
— Steven Wright
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg.
— Julie Kagawa
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
— Bam Margera
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
— Robert Benchley
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
— George Burns
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
— Jerry Lewis
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
— Jerry Smith
Because I grew up with women, I have a certain amount of charm, and I'm all right to get on with, kind enough, funny enough, blah blah blah.
— James Nesbitt
Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
— Bill Engvall
I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.
— Saffron Burrows
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!
— Haruki Murakami
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject!
— Alexandra Bracken
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.
— Haruki Murakami
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
— Robin Thede
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
— Steven Wright
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure.
— John McGahern
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
— Dwayne Johnson
